Don’t Shake The Orangina

…even though the words “Shake It!” are so boldy placed upon it’s blue and orange labelling. Is this some kind of joke down at the Orangina™ factory? I envision Orangina™ executives strategically placing shaken up bottles of sweet carbonated Orangina on coworkers desks, idly awaiting the foamy orange explosion onto said coworkers documents so they can jump out, pointing and laughing.

If you do find yourself holding a frothy geyser of orange foam in the middle of a busy coffee shop, make sure to point out that you were simply following the instructions on the label, and didn’t consider the fact that the people at Orangina™ were simply MESSING WITH YOUR HEAD